Gilmore Girls: Whose Team Are You On?

Gilmore Girls: Whose Team Are You On?

Happy Thursday! I want to delve deep into the world of the Gilmore Girls boyfriend trio today.  DEAN! JESS! LOGAN!  Our little Rory (The Stars Hollow Princess) has several loves throughout the seasons, and viewers show staunch support for their particular favorite guy. Heaven forbid you get into an argument over which suitor was best, because some women will stab you with their Lee Press On Nails if you cross them on this topic. Over the years, I have taken many polls to see whether people were #teamdean #teamjess or #teamlogan. Team Jess ALWAYS wins. No contest. There are occasional Logan fanatics, albeit rare. However, not one of you was ever for Dean! And I have to wonder if I’m the only person on the planet who is? Hear me out. You say he’s jealous. I say what’s wrong with a little jealousy when you’re in love? And he was right to be jealous! Jess was indeed trying to steal Rory from him. You say Dean has no direction. I say he ALWAYS has a job, whereas Jess can’t keep one and Logan is born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Dean is the tallest, and best looking in my opinion. And those of you who say, “But what about the whole Lindsey debacle?” I say- Did any of us ever really like Lindsey? Are we really that sad for her? Dean rushed into his marriage with Lindsey as a rebound to get over Rory. Maybe Rory was his lobster (a Friends reference, but we’ll dissect that show another week).  Also, there is one major fact you’re all overlooking. Rory is GARBAGE! She is spoiled rotten, and Hello?! What is she doing with Logan when he’s engaged??? And the Wookiee? She should at least get paid for what she does in the sheets since she never has a real job or money of her own. Yeah, I said it! Scoff all you want but you know I’m right. She is an entitled brat who clearly thinks she is above everyone else in her tiny coffee sucking, fast talking world. Every time I watch the show, I have to turn the volume up to 50 and put on closed captioning because I can’t understand what the hell she’s saying out of her jaw which is obviously wired shut. Maybe we revisit #teamdean and realize that he’s too good for Rory. And Lindsey. And let’s all watch him play hockey and pray that an errant puck will hit Rory in the face to loosen up that mouth.

 

#gilmoregirls #teamdean #teamjess #teamlogan

- Lee

 

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